this Claus

find me please.

to Claus

olga make way of journey. seek though to find the Claus. hope olga the poem to find feelings of Claus.

learn of poem. i tell you why.

i tell you why

proposalings

proposalings

proposalings

no more to hear of proposalings

claus learn of english, but no learn of olga.

claus learn of poem, but no learn of olga.

marry the husband is claus!

look out of this small mouse.

without the work, you no can catch fish in pond.

kiss gently you,

olga

olga learn journey

before olga utah come olga learn of journey. walk and find way.

Dear Olga: Claus

Dearest Olga,

I am so sorry we missed you on Tuesday night.  I hope you were able to rummage and find something suitable to eat.  That was an unfortunate story about your watch.  Maybe Jules and I will buy you one for Christmas?  Until then you should learn to tell time by the sun and the stars.  Good luck.  Your family sounds nice.  Speaking of letters, someone left a slab of pork on our porch last night.  A piece of paper was attached that read, "read the Olga".  It's from a Mr. Claus, and I think he meant for us to read the letter to you in person.  I'm going to spare us the face to face contact and write it here... on your blog... for you to read.

Olga,

make husband of claus you.  learn of the english.  soon be i write of you say? poems?  marriage of claus 2 weeks, dah? olga know the love is claus. 

love with you,
claus

He also posted this on his blog - which I think was somehow in reference to the fresh cute meat he so lovingly left outside our door. 

Take care of Claus.

Love,
your American friends. 

Where Friends?

olga come to visit. no friends. is tuesday, dah? olga no have watch. no is able to tell time. i tell you why.

in old country, olga have many watch. olga sell watch to nice american. american tell olga he will take her on plane to america. olga wait for american to take her on plane. no come. olga hear strange noise behind her. feel something hit hard on head.

olga wake up in strange place...how you say?...A-lask-a? dah. olga find note in pocket that say:

dear olga,

enjoy america. don't come back to russia.

love,
your family

olga find way to strange place called utah. next time i tell you why.

but where are american friends? olga need food. i make friends with cat outside house. maybe olga eat cat, dah?

Dear Olga

It's your American friends here! We have been neglecting you. I hope you are doing alright in the shed, if that is where you're still living. How's the English coming along? Remember not to stand on the corners after 11. We love you! (like a very distant cousin). That means a very beautiful Grandmother in English. I have a feeling Russia misses you more than we love you. Maybe you should go back soon.

Come visit anytime. How is next Tuesday at 3? We will definitely be here... somewhere... *cough*.

to the jeff

blog tornment strange. no understand strange american custom. please splain. da? i hope for all to happy. peace is like for me, is dream of olga. now i tell you why.

in old country no peace. mother russia sad. no flan for nurish. to hermit to teach way.

to learned the english i take boat and find shed in yard. only three friend. two friend teach ulga the way of english. one friend sit, eat... how you say? fritto?

i learn this vote. to late for hermit. vote for flan. good. please believe.

next time tell you of hard time,

olga