in old country, olga have many watch. olga sell watch to nice american. american tell olga he will take her on plane to america. olga wait for american to take her on plane. no come. olga hear strange noise behind her. feel something hit hard on head.
olga wake up in strange place...how you say?...A-lask-a? dah. olga find note in pocket that say:
dear olga,
enjoy america. don't come back to russia.
love,
your family
olga find way to strange place called utah. next time i tell you why.
but where are american friends? olga need food. i make friends with cat outside house. maybe olga eat cat, dah?
Claus is fred Olga. Claus say wrong. frendd. Claus know the english. usa! Olga eat cat fat. Feed cat, feed cat. Fat! Olga loved Claus. Claus the love Olga. Claus ask the marriage to happen Olga. Before the cat eet she. Marriage love. Citezenship no. But yes soon, but love Olga the Claus. Olga, marriage the make, yes?
ReplyDeleteclaus is drunk, yes?
ReplyDeleteClaus need to write blog, dah?
ReplyDeleteNice unibrow olga.
ReplyDeleteClaus the blog yes! Claus write the blog, yes! Claus no drink the drunk to. Only the wine. Just the wine. Claus blog make http://clausloveusa.blogspot.com go go go
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